Once in 100 years, perhaps..

The raising massive flood at 8.45am - 19th Dec 2006

The water level kept on raising high up and my dad van, fully submerged in the water at 7.20pm the same day....we put one nite at the flood relocation centre with no aids until the 3rd day.. Datanglah seorang YB untuk menjenguk dlm masa 3 minutes and ambil 2 keping gambar, sekeping bersama magsa banjir dan sekeping lagi di kawasan kantin untuk masak nasi kawah, dan terus berlalu pergi dalam sekelip mata...

perlakuan mereka amat menjijik dan meloyakan...

bertique sambung cerita , memang sedih..

Happy New Year, 2007 to all my frens...

Anda sedang mencari Cinta?

Filem mengenai lima kisah cinta moden dengan metropolitan Kuala Lumpur sebagai background. Different love stories, watak2 yang berkaitan antara satu sama lain secara kebetulan dan lokasi..

my favourite scene,

• setiap shot ada maknanya... Sampah yang jatuh dari atas. Siling yang jatuh dari atas. Banglo yang terbengkalai. Paku yang tidak boleh guna.
• Gandingan Rita Rudaini (Airin) dan Rashidi Ishak(Harris) benar-benar menyentuh perasaan. Cerita Cinta paling berkesan.
• Pelakon kanak-kanak (alissa) yang berlakon sebagai anak pasangan ini menyentap hati dan dengan deras air mata mengalir membasahi pipi.
• Harris kecewa ditinggalkan oleh Airin. Harris berdiri keseorangan memandang ke atas. Hujan turun. Pandangan dari sisi Harris mendongak sambil hujan membasahi mukanya begitu cantik. Selepas itu, lakaran banglo barunya luntur.
• Adegan imbas kembali saat-saat manis Harris dan Airin dibuat terlampau manis. Imej di bawah selimut begitu manis dan mampu membuatkan bibir tersenyum...

cinta sebenar adalah melepaskan orang tersayang pergi buat selamanya...
mampukah kamu memiliki cinta yang dicari atau cinta tulus sejati....
sejauh manakah pengorbanan kamu kerna cinta..
adakah cinta perlu berakhir bila usia semakin meningkat...

Have u been in loved?

How's your love?

What is your comment about love... CINTA

Bring your loved ones and enjoy watching CINTA..

Hair-raising business

I dedicated this entry to my wife and my self, our outstanding performance during the events grabbed the attention of The Star reporter, Ms Meera Vijayan and our effort is published in the press today.

Click here for more news, Hair-raising business

Because of this 5 minutes fames, it had also dragged me into the hassle and i kept answering phone call since 8.00am in the morning..

the price i have to pay for being famous..

Do you like being famous? why?

Congratulations!

We had a blast weekend, My wife had participated in the Hairstylist competition organised by Schwarzkopft International at Plaza Pelangi, Johor Bahru on Sunday, 12th November 2006.

knackered... the best words to explain my level of fitness for the time being... but Alhamdulillah, semuanya terbalas after at least she won the 1st-runner up title under

Men's Creative Cut category.

Enjoy the snaps during the competition...

masing2 sedang menunjukkan kepakaran masing2....

My wife and me at the centre and models on the left and right

Anyone fancy this haircut?

Scientica Mathematica....

Saya seakan megiyakan ucapan Prof Emeritus Dr Abdullah Hassan di Kongres Bahasa dan Persuratan Melayu Ke-7 di Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka (DBP), Isnin lalu..

"Ia merupakan satu pendustaan dan kajian yang tidak telus apabila dikatakan keputusan pelajar Melayu yang belajar Sains dan Matematik dalam bahasa Inggeris meningkat, sedangkan semasa diajar dalam bahasa Melayu pun, pencapaian kedua-dua mata pelajaran tersebut merosot...."

Seperti entry Betik, Batuk Vs Batok, mempunyai makna yang agak tersirat dan perlu difahami sedalamnya..

Saya berharap sangat agar penggunaan bahasa Inggeris ditukarkan dengan mengekalkan jargon untuk mengelakkan bangsa kita dari terus tercicir...

Gabungan Sains dan mathematical calc terutamanya fractal formulas dan byk parameters serta pengunaan perisian komputer terkini, output dari c-language programming on linux O/S.. inilah hasilnya...

Rangda

(nama diberikan oleh Ramlee Samsam)

This pattern is generated under formula C°=Z°: Z2=Fn1(Z); Z=Sin(Z)-C; C=1/(50*Z2) where X = -8.30717280665338481, Y = 0 9.95337444687070783 and W = 19.3536007690429688. Functions = CASinh. Filter property = Stalks-2 (II), Filter limit = 0.07 filtered. Transform = Normal. Julia set = -1.4, 0.5.

Anda ada nama lain bagi "hasil seni " genre baru ini??

Jemputlah kerumah ya....

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I would like to extend a cordial invitation to you and your families,
to our Hari Raya Open House, from 12.00 noon to 7.00 pm
on the afternoon of Saturday 4th November 2006.
The address is No.18, Jalan Kangkar off Taman Bunga Ros,81100, Johor Bahru.
Hoping to see you there.

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Banyak ker invitation for open house this weekend?

Ke mana nak di tuju dulu? Relatives? Frens? Losers? Bloggers?

Happy Weekends and eat-all-u-can!

Raya ke-7

Salam Eid Mubarak,

What a wonderful raya celebration for me and family this year... its recorded a moody, cheerful, funtastic and awakening moods.. This year was the 1st raya:

She came to my house and have a bash with my family.. wat a teary eyes
Danny dah pandai buat collection duit raya.. main bunga api and mercun... meriah!!

Ntah mimpi apa my bro. masak rendang tulang selangka.. sedap woooo

The whole family was in Batu Pahat after sessi bermaafan dan makan2 .. frust woooo

Tok mak, mak ngah n auntie syidah sefamily berkumpul dirumah, the first in many years .. happy woooo

All my wild orchids showed theirs flowers.. Gumbiranya

My beetlejuice VW become the topic of the kampungs and hot celeb.. hot! hot!

What's your wonderful moment, during this raya?

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Really pray and hope that I will have the same moods of raya, every now and then.. till I close my eyes completely.....

Selamat Menyambut Hari Raya Idulfitri kengkawan....

Maaf Zahir Batin
Syawal 1427H

Dengan Ingatan Tulus Ikhlas,

Ramlee Samsam

Izam

Bart

Ejump
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Tahun ini saya memilih cara yang cukup bermakna untuk menyatakan hasrat terbaik saya kepada kawan2 semua.. Saya bercadang untuk menderma kepada badan amal sejumlah peruntukkan yang biasanya saya belanjakan ke atas kad ucapan..
I hope that I can share a small token with someone yang kurang bernasib baik untuk berkongsi kegembiraan raya kali ini....

Peraduan

Try if you are Genius or not....

THERE IS ONE BUS , INSIDE THE BUS THERE ARE 7 GIRLS, EACH GIRL HAS 7 BAGS , INSIDE EACH BAG THERE ARE 7 CATS , EACH CAT HAS 7 SMALL CATS ,

HOW MANY NIPPLES INSIDE THE BUS?
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Please note that the cat also has 7 nipples each.

PMR starts today..... till end of the week

D'Lat,
All the Best in your "Do-it-or-die" week..
Strive for the best and push to the limit...
You will never go wrong if you dont pass it thru with flying colours..
Im just as the same with you back then..
Just deliver the best from you and try to be the best among us!

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Dilat sedang menjawab Kertas Bahasa Melayu sewaktu blog ini dipublish...
Good Luck Lat!

Ramadhan in History....

6th- taurat diturunkan
8th - Berlakunya peperangan Badar.
10th - Penyempurnaan pembukaan Kota Mekah.
10th-Death of Hazrat Khadija (disputed date)
11th-Brotherhood between Muhajireen & Ansaar
13th- injil diturunkan
13th, 14th and 15th-the bright days
15th-Birth of Imam Hasan
17th-Victory at Battle of Badr
17th- Tragedi pembunuhan Imam Ali. Beliau wafat dalam kecederaan ketika memasuki Masjid Kufah.
17th- Permulaan turunnya ayat-ayat suci Al-Quran
19th Evening-1st probable night of Qadr
20th–Conquest of Makkah
21st Evening-2nd probable night of Qadr
21st-Shahadat of Imam Ali
23rd Evening-3rd night of Qadr
27th Evening-Another probable night of Qadr
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"ku mengharap kan ramadhan kali ini penuh makna.....
agar dapat ke tempuhi dengan sempurna......

This is for you, Ramlee......

Yore cut from the best pattern, like a flannel shirt of plaid,

You sparked up my life, like a Rattletrap shad.

When you hold me real tight, like a padded gunrack,

My life is complete; ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.

Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

And when you get old, like a '57 Chevy,

Won't put you on blocks, and let grass grow up heavy.

Some men, they buy chocolate, for Valentine's Day;

They get it at Tesco; it's romantic that way.

Some men give roses on that special day ;

From the cooler at Noel; "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds, from a flea market booth.

"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, these will not do.

For you are too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you all a gift, without taste nor odor,

Better than diamonds; It's a new trollin' motor!

4 "legged" sexy baby, 14th June 2006 - 20th September 2006

Guys! what shall we call her?

My antique collection......

My Grammy Awards

25 years old HMV gramaphone or "grandmaphone"

still in good condition, i hear to the song from Micheal Jackson, Gabrielle, Sinatra, Deep purple... and the list goes on.. an enjoyable experience...

my old "tempayan" 1m height and 1/2 m in diameter..

Anyone interested ?

Mengintai dari tirai kamar

wanna elaborate further?

The Restoration continues...

My Almost-there, 32 years old beauty....

Hang On people ......

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Ramlee will be away from Saturday, 9th September till Tuesday, 12th September 2006

Have a funkylicious weekend guys!

On this day in history, you were born….

Syarul Izam,

E-jump,

Bart,

Rul,

Ngah,

Papa

or whatever nicknames they called you…

Everyone says I turned out just like you…

I can’t complaint! Happy Birthday to a great role model…

Dimana dia, anak kambing saya...

Last weekend, bertique and I together with few die-hard followers went straight to the barn.. yeah.. just to spend sometime and keeping ourself up-to-date with Bert's newborns.. All went well, Alhamdulillah and hope to see big smiling faces from bertique soon.. Congrats bro!

Happy to see, angan2 mat jenin at the first place is now being transform into good livestock business come with better demands.

Bertique merenung jauh.....

"apa yang akan diusahakan sejajar dengan RMK-9 and latest Budget 2007??"

Danny n D'ra - Anak Sedara Bertique (Bakal penternak berjaya ni, InsyaAllah)
Baka Kambing jantans terbaru - jamnapari

(keletihan selepas "bertarung") We watched it live man!

The newborns.. (no name yet!)

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Peraduan menamakan kambing bertique ini terbuka kepada semua bloggers and setiap nama2 yang mempunyai nilai2 komersil akan digunapakai untuk memanggil kambing ini pada waktu makan atau waktu pulang ke barn, kelak.. Starts tossing some brilliat ideas and suggest any names!

Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!

Selamat Hari Merdeka, NegaraKu, Malaysia

sebagai sisipan sempena hari kemerdekaan yang ke 49,

Kepercayaan kepada Tuhan

Kesetiaan kepada Raja dan Negara

Keluhuran Perlembagaan

Kedaulatan Undang Undang

Kesopanan dan Kesusilaan

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penulis agak celaru untuk meraikan malam kemerdekaan samaada di Jalan Merdeka, Kampung Merdeka, Padang Merdeka atau di Dataran Merdeka...

Anda Bagaimana? dimana?

Hold my hand and please guide me thru.....

IF you love someone, Let her go.
IF she comes back, She's YOURS,
IF NOT, SHE NEVER WAS!

Close one eye....

8.30 malam ini akan berentap dua siaran langsung pasangan selebriti Malaysia.
Adakah siaran Mawi dan Diana so-pathetic di Astro dapat mengalahkan Datin Siti Nurhaliza dan Dato Khalid Mohd Jiwa di TV3?
Ini bukan pertama kali gandingan Astro dan RTM. Sudah banyak kali kerjasama diwujudkan tetapi kerjasama ini diberikan perhatian yang lebih kerana kata media kerjasama ini cuba untuk memintas kerjasama Siti Nurhaliza dan Media Prima.

Apa salahnya ? Ini zaman siber. Maklumat mengalir pantas. Manusia dihidangkan dengan pelbagai pilihan. Pillihan terletak di tangan kita. Alternatif perlu wujud. Tanggungjawab media menyediakan alternatif tersebut.
Pilihan tetap di tangan kita. Yang pasti program terbaik dan paling popular, akan terus menjadi pilihan penonton.

Hari ini 22 juta rakyat Malaysia harus bijak membuat pilihan. Enjoy watching and channel-changing everyone!

(Later tonite, Ramlee will be in his first fitness session in many years with Clark Hatch, Danga Bay. )

“Kemeriahan” tersebut akan menutup pembongkaran terbaru

in Japan Times on the arrest by the Japanese police of top execs of the Mitutoyo Corp., which is a a major producer of precision equipment which originally supplied the nuclear related equipment to Scomi, alleged to be involved in the nuclear black market.
Malaysian police cleared Scomi of allegations that it knew the parts were bound for Libya and were intended for use in its nuclear weapons program.

Should Malaysia suffer the economic sanctions like the ones now envisaged for Iran if it continues to show the same recklessness and disregard for its international commitments? Sure.

Beetle in the making....

My half done beetle....

Olde English White, upper body + Magenta, bottom all round

Enjoy your Kalumpang's trip guys!

Traditional-Jazzy Nite..

I had a wonderful jazz nite last nite with Mr. Farid Ali also known affectionately as Mr. Gambus mesmerized everyone with the traditional Malay instrument, the 12-string Gambus.

The Instrument and the Playa...
Gambus (Arabian Oud) is a stringed instrument like a guitar with a body shaped like a pear sliced in half. It has 12 nylon strings and are plucked, much like a guitar to generate sound, with a plastic plectrum. However, unlike a guitar, the gambus has no frets.

Farid Ali is no doubt one of the finest jazz guitarist in the region. An 'old soul', at a tender age of 5, Farid was already singing Frank Sinatra's ‘Strangers in the night’ in a Singapore radio show. Whilst his peers grew up listening to Hendrix and Deep Purple, Farid was listening to the likes of Sinatra, Nat King Cole, the Carpenters, Perry Como etc.

The last few years saw Farid embark on playing the Lute or known famously “Gambus” in Malaysia. Farid is constantly doing research and developing a concept of the Jazz Gambus. In February 2004 Farid performed with Bobby McFerrin at the Singapore Esplanade, That performance had boosted his confidence with the instrument and had sparked his decision to record his very first solo CD featuring his Gambus.

Repertoire

Plucking, and sings his owned composed songs from his first album, Turning Point and his upcoming album, due to be released during The Penang Jazz Festival.

This was Farid Ali and The Mr Gambus Band 2nd concerts to the “gambus origin land”, I enjoyed and stunned with his ability, full of excitement and jazzy on strings. Bottom line, whacked and jazzy nite! I soulfully enjoyed the show…

Farid Ali and his Gambus playing Zapin Blues Remix

Farid Ali and me, after the autograph session
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These days I listen to anybody and everybody especially to World music and music of my origin.

An opportunity waits for me at the other ends…

I just completed the Predictive Index checks, I’ve done my 1st IQ Test (50 questions in 12 minutes-this AP Moeller-Maersk is really crazy!!) and about to go for my 2nd IQ Test later this afternoon.
Most probably different cap in different Division….

Wish me luck!!

Good Friday......and Good Weekend U ols!

Menduga akal......

All sorts of answer are welcome; I just want to know the power of your brain….

1. #1 "What does a cow have four of that and we have only two?"
2. #2 "What is in guy’s pants but not in women’s?"
3. #3 "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
4. #4 "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
5. #5 "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Easy bizzy huh? How about this one… Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, Good Luck…….

1. #6 You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do
2. #7"A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The bestman always has me first."
3. #8 "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
4. #9 "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
5. #10 "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
6. #11 ”What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use ur hand."
7. #12 "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
8. #13 "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"

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The bloggers who score a highest mark will stand a chance to win a one way flight ticket to Lebanon… (Army gadgets and grenades are provided)

Apa ada pada nama....

Entri No. 1....

Sorry! for those who came in but feel frustrated to read an non-active blog.. Tremendously busy with 2 newly awarded projects. It is not for me tough, the new works that i have to monitor in the next 8 months. By then, I will proudly announced to Danny and my siblings that, Phase 2 Development for Port of Tanjung Pelepas are spearheaded by me!!

It is merely a "name" but who cares?

Entri No. 2....

Volkswagon! Its German tagline is "Aus Liebe zum Automobil", which is translated as "For the love of the car" - or, For Love of the People's Cars," as translated by VW in other languages. I just bought my 1971-scrappedyard beetle on 14th June 2006 and in the process of refurbishment.. i'll upload her photo when she is ready..

It is merely a "name" and I bet u wanna have a peek on my beetle soon.. imagine she's clad with 2-colour tone, new interiors, built-in aircond, chromed spart parts, antique rims and 2-colour tone tyre import from Germany...

Entri No. 3.......

Last weekend.. jalan2 dgn Danny and Mars... sekali terpandang.... stop and flash

It is merely a "name" but who cares?

Mixed Emotion...

12.07.06 Happy 3rd Birthday Azan Danny Bin Syarul IzamSemoga Allah panjangkan umur and murahkan rezeki mu nak… papa tahu Danny masih belum boleh membaca blog ni.. (walaupun danny dah ade awek umah sebelah… I saw she help u to style your spikes hair!!)

Danny, I will give you everything that I can afford because what have you got and going to get, I never go through before. I will watch you as my movie and I will pay for that. Again and not ceasing, PAPA LOVE DANNY just the way you are.

"GOD PLEASE HELP ME TO KEEP ALL OF US TOGETHER 'TILL WE MEET AGAIN IN HEAVEN"

11.07.06 Belasungkawa

Inna Lillah wa Inna Lillahirajiun
Bapa Mertua saya, En. Jaafar Mohd Amin yang pulang menemui Penciptanya di usia 78 tahun pada Selasa, 11hb Julai 2006. Semoga ruhnya dicucuri Rahmat dan ditempatkan dalam golongan orang-orang yang soleh.
al-Fatihah

2006 World Cup Entry

Sadly for Portugal,France beat them, yet again, this time through a Zidane penalty in the 33th minute, just as how his penalty sent the Portuguese home in the 2000 European Championship semifinals.

According to my feng shui master and backed up with my analytical mind.... Sebenarnya Italy sentiasa jadi champion or runner up (kira masuk final la) setiap tahun anjing.. (kecuali 1938 bukan tahun anjing)

1934 Champion agst Czech

1938 Champion agst Hungary

1970 Runner up agst Brazil

1982 Champion agst Germany

1994 Runner up agst Brazil

2006 Italy agst France **dunno**

WHO LETS THE DOG OUT.. woof woof

What Would I Be?

What would the Yin be without the Yang -
What would lemon pie be without the meringue?
What would false be without true -
And what would I be without you?

Khasiat Buah Epal

Buah epal banyak mengandungi magnesium, zat besi dan silikon, potasium, fosfor, sodium, kalsium dan belerang. Epal juga mengandungi vitamin A, B dan C. Zat asam pada epal merupakan zat pembersih tubuh yang sangat baik serta dapat menyembuhkan keradangan pada tubuh.

Ada apalah agaknyer dengan Betik.. or Bertique...

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Penulis akan bercuti menulis sehingga Isnin,3hb Julai kerana "outstation"

If I can't beat them.... Join them

Menanti pertembungan terbuka di luar jangkaan

I completed my first task to insert the photo without anyone help.... Bertique tipu!

Third entry (at last..) on my own

Hi Guys!

Assalamualaikum wbkt and very good day to everyone of you... pewhhh at last, i've been waiting for 3 months and 8 weeks ( It has been 38 years since England last beat Sweden in any competition ) for my bro, Bertique to help me with my brags oppssstt.... blog and here I go!

Thanks Bertique, call as many fren u have and drop me a hi or comments or whatsoever to support my blog and help me to release my mind thru this...

till see you guys and i'll continue bloging!

(Ramlee Samsam is an England fan , hoping that they will win the World Cup this year)

second move

ok, i forgot the password to my blog .. so what?

but i'll start posting here .. soon.

i think.

otherwise, i'll contribute to the number of non-active blog.

which is good also.

depending on how you look at it.