This is for you, Ramlee......

Yore cut from the best pattern, like a flannel shirt of plaid,

You sparked up my life, like a Rattletrap shad.

When you hold me real tight, like a padded gunrack,

My life is complete; ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.

Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

And when you get old, like a '57 Chevy,

Won't put you on blocks, and let grass grow up heavy.

Some men, they buy chocolate, for Valentine's Day;

They get it at Tesco; it's romantic that way.

Some men give roses on that special day ;

From the cooler at Noel; "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds, from a flea market booth.

"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, these will not do.

For you are too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you all a gift, without taste nor odor,

Better than diamonds; It's a new trollin' motor!

4 "legged" sexy baby, 14th June 2006 - 20th September 2006

Guys! what shall we call her?