Thursday, August 10, 2006

Menduga akal......

All sorts of answer are welcome; I just want to know the power of your brain….
  1. #1 "What does a cow have four of that and we have only two?"
  2. #2 "What is in guy’s pants but not in women’s?"
  3. #3 "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
  4. #4 "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
  5. #5 "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Easy bizzy huh? How about this one… Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, Good Luck…….

  1. #6 You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do
  2. #7"A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The bestman always has me first."
  3. #8 "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
  4. #9 "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
  5. #10 "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
  6. #11 ”What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use ur hand."
  7. #12 "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
  8. #13 "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
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7 comments:

gus said...

I'm going to save my energy and settle for the most obvious answer, all of which cannot be said here, and enjoy the luscious and always vivid image the questions aroused instead.

Ahhhh... happy place, happy days...

Ramlee Samsam said...

agus.
no u're wrong..wait till i give u the answer soon...

bertique said...

soklan senang nih ..

1. "What does a cow have four of that and we have only two?" LEGS

2. "What is in guy’s pants but not in women’s?" WALLET

3. "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" COCONUT

4. "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" BUBBLEGUM

5. "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" SHAKE HANDS

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tak fair la jawab semua .. nnt g lubnan sensorang .. mana best ..

Ramlee Samsam said...

Bert,
wowowow very the pandai one...
#2 - Wallet.. Pockets..

di.di said...

clap clap clap...
tak sangka betik pandai jawab teka teki

bertique said...

suspect sket ok .. ni johan teka teki peringat estate tebrau thn 1987 tau ..

sila gerun.

Ramlee Samsam said...

diva,
sila suspect betik!! best of the beast tuh masa pesta pantun dulu...

bert,
jgn marah ah....